I just watched (again) one of my most favorite movies and I cant help but blog about tara reid. She is just a fine lady with the lips as sweet as cherry and whos voice would be enough to melt you. And I googled up if anything could be so mean to afflict her with any disease. It turns out, there really is.

It’s called Noassatall.

Tara Reid is afflicted with Stage 5 Noassatall and it’s really a sad site to see. Really there is no escape from this disease other than to get retardedly drunk everywhere you go, and to fulfill your dreams of becoming the white trash princess of the world.

If you want to see more of her, you can check out here.